New for 2013
PRINTS ON WOOD!
Not naff in the slightest

Mustard Goodies

We are very proud to present a range of six fine quality mugs made by one of the few remaining bone china manufacturers, based in the heart of the Potteries in Stoke-on-Trent... Just up the road from where I was born and brought up! Established in 1875 (the company, not me), it is one of the oldest working potteries in England. Each cup has a full colour, unique design, wording on the inner rim and handle and a surprise drawing and remark on the base of the cup.
	VISITING OLD FRIENDS AT BATTERSEA MUG On the handle: WOOF On the base: Mr Mustard: Part-Time Hurricane Predictor, Full-Time Lover of the Four Leggers Capacity: 10 fl.oz. 275ml Height: 8cm. Just right for a nice cuppa This fine bone-china mug is dishwasher safe £13.00

	A SPOT OF ALLOTTING MUG On the handle: OOO A NICE CUPPA On the base: Mr Mustard: Professional Tuneless Hummer & Apprentice Gardener Capacity: 10 fl.oz. 275ml Height: 8cm. Just right for a nice cuppa This fine bone-china mug is dishwasher safe £13.00

	UNOFFICIAL HUG STOP MUG On the handle: HANDLE HOLDING On the base: Ernest Hemmingway Mustard & His Dear Lady Wife, As Time Goes By Capacity: 10 fl.oz. 275ml Height: 8cm. Just right for a nice cuppa This fine bone-china mug is dishwasher safe £13.00

	LORD OF THE DANCE MUG On the handle: LET'S DANCE On the base: Dancing and Cake Eating - Do It Like Nobody's Watching Capacity: 10 fl.oz. 275ml Height: 8cm. Just right for a nice cuppa This fine bone-china mug is dishwasher safe £13.00

	PUTTING THE WORLD TO RIGHTS MUG On the handle: PASS THE BISCUITS On the base: Well thank goodness we've got all that cleared up Capacity: 10 fl.oz. 275ml Height: 8cm. Just right for a nice cuppa This fine bone-china mug is dishwasher safe £13.00

	CARRYING ON REGARDLESS MUG On the handle: YOU REBEL On the base: Ernest Hemmingway Mustard & Doris Dog: Rebels Without a Cause Capacity: 10 fl.oz. 275ml Height: 8cm. Just right for a nice cuppa This fine bone-china mug is dishwasher safe £13.00

	PANTER & HALL LUCKY 13 CATALOGUE A lovely catalogue with 34 lucky pictures first shown at Panter & Hall 10-26 April 2013. £2.00

	LIMITED EDITIONS BOX ...available from 15 December 2012 A set of 15 posters in a box! Yes, well this IS as I said, 15 prints in a box. But what a box!!! Those wonderful people at The Art Group actually scanned my actual, favourite suitcase for this. That's SO beyond the call of duty. Bless them, one and all. So, in a box that uncannily resembles the very suitcase that Mr M took to Africa in 2004, you will find 15 prints on very nice paper. There is also a lovely, signed Certificate of Authentication. It took me 6 hours to sign them all. And I wore one new pencil down to the stump: No expense spared for you, dear Readers... There is also a lovely little booklet containing working sketches and a few handwritten words about each piece. Not that I hand wrote each booklet, you understand...? There are 1047 of these boxes world wide. If you fancy one, you'd better get your skates on. £120.00

	DUCK BILL BASSY PUSS BAG Organic, unbleached cotton shopper with suitably whimsical design: Marvellous. £4.00

	THE WORLD FAMOUS STANLEY PHILPOT COTTON DOGGIE BAG Carry your purchases with a mischievous smile with our brand new organic, unbleached cotton shopper. £4.00

	ALL NEW MUSTARD JUTE BAG Jute: Carbon zero Completely biodegradable Hessian chic Strong shoulder bag carries your laptop and vimto bottles with ease. 28 x 37cm £7.50 each or £20 for three Note this bag has a longer shoulder length strap than the original Mustard Bag below, which has a shorter carry handle. Buy one for £7.50 Buy three for £20

	MUSTARD 2013 CALENDAR Published by the Art Group this year so we are able to bring you your 2013 Mustard Calendar at a keener price And with awfully clever technology (plus a few extra pages), you can start using 2013's calendar right away as it runs from September 2012 right through to December 2013. Watch out for Nan Mustard's free gift with each purchase. Size: 30cm x 30cm (12" x 12") £7.50

	MR MUSTARD COMES TO CORK STREET 2007 Mr Mustard comes to Cork Street 36 page full colour catalogue £2.00

	MUSTARD BAG ORIGINAL For the Real Die-Hard Mustard Fan it just has to be the Mustard Bag. How better to advertise your exclusive membership to the Club of Mustard? When you spot another Mustard Bag holder, approach carefully and after enquiring politely about their health, say, 'Nice weather for the time of year.' Their reply should be, 'Not so bad, all things considered.' You will have then: a) Possibly made a new friend b) Established whether this is a true Fan and fellow Mustard Clubber or just a normal person c) At the very least, shown yourself to be an accomplished conversationalist £10.00

	MUSTARD 2009 CALENDAR Sale price includes £5 donation to SightSavers International 12 new mustard pictures for you to cut out and wallpaper your spare room with, or use as a handy Date Reminder for a whole year! NEW! includes 2 pages of 'not so challenging' Mustard puzzles Mustard Shop Offer - 2009 Calendars £5 each £5.00

	MUSTARD BADGES (BLUE) £3 for set of 4 £3.00

Click to preview (opens new window)	STORIES FROM ALONG THE PROM This is a book I have been thinking about producing for such a long time. And now I have managed to produce something that I feel is at least half way towards my masterpiece. This is a collection of favourite paintings and stories old and new, poems, thoughts and its all bound up in a little square hardback with a dust jacket: Marvellous! I have now made available a soft back version, all glossy and pliable (and cheaper too). It's a little less substantial and without the dust jacket it loses the personal blurb and photos of me and my pooches. Nice to have the choice though, eh, readers? We are selling this book through blurb.com. Click here to go to Blurb's preview and purchase page, where you can also have a look inside the book.. (Opens new window.)